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Safe Search: OFF!

You're a mature, responsible person, surely capable of handling the occasional adulty thing that pops up in a search every now and then. I mean, come on, right? If you can't trust yourself, can you re...

Posted: Oct. 10, 2017

Cinco De Drinko

It's that time of year again! Cinco De Mayo, where Americans get drunk to celebrate the time the Mexicans beat the crap out of the French in a battle in 1862!
You can see why we get so excited for ou...

Posted: May. 05, 2016

St. Patrick's Day Bingo

It's that day again. A time when people of all races, creeds, and colors come together to pretend they're Irish and get drunk on a weekday. If you find yourself in the midst of this madness, you can p...

Posted: Mar. 17, 2016

Psycho Couple Bingo

We all have them on our lists. Sometimes it's because they were good friends once, sometimes it's because they are just pure entertainment. Either way, I'm talking about the sickeningly dysfunctional ...

Posted: Mar. 14, 2016

Public Transit Bingo

So, here in Portland, OR, we have a highly-rated, but actually pretty shitty public transit service called TRI-MET.

They run all the bus service, light rail, and streetcar(yeah, we have one of thos...

Posted: Nov. 10, 2015

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