Be safe this holiday season. If you've had too much to drink, too much to eat, or are overwhelmed by crippling mental illness, be sure to call one of the new freelance car services that have taken the...
Posted: Nov. 23, 2017
Safe Search: OFF!
You're a mature, responsible person, surely capable of handling the occasional adulty thing that pops up in a search every now and then. I mean, come on, right? If you can't trust yourself, can you re...
Posted: Oct. 10, 2017
Cinco De Drinko
It's that time of year again! Cinco De Mayo, where Americans get drunk to celebrate the time the Mexicans beat the crap out of the French in a battle in 1862!
Posted: May. 05, 2016
St. Patrick's Day Bingo
It's that day again. A time when people of all races, creeds, and colors come together to pretend they're Irish and get drunk on a weekday. If you find yourself in the midst of this madness, you can p...
Posted: Mar. 17, 2016
Psycho Couple Bingo
We all have them on our lists. Sometimes it's because they were good friends once, sometimes it's because they are just pure entertainment. Either way, I'm talking about the sickeningly dysfunctional ...
Posted: Mar. 14, 2016
Public Transit Bingo
So, here in Portland, OR, we have a highly-rated, but actually pretty shitty public transit service called TRI-MET.
Posted: Nov. 10, 2015