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Sweet!



Sweeteners! They're in everything, but mostly drinks. Drinks are also where you tend to notice them the most. I have taken it upon myself to rank the most popular sweeteners (if you're disappointed yo...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 28, 2017



Free Stuff!



Every now and then, you're gonna want to get rid of something, so you tell the world it is FREE, to expedite matters. This seems like it should be a simple thing, right? You say "please take this what...(Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 07, 2017



Politics n' Shit



So, it's an election year. You can always tell, because it seems everyone turns into a slavering shithead, even normally-sane-seeming people. Well, I'm doing my part to not be like that. No politics h...(Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 29, 2016



Voters, man...



I've put together a collection of impractical or oddly specific bumper stickers.
This is #7.

To vote for this one, click and leave a comment and/or a like....(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 13, 2015



Relative Units of Measure



In case anyone needs clarification on the "new school" of relative units of measure, I happen to have made a handy chart. Clickity for full-size....(Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 30, 2014



Buttsex Island



From the masters of anus-friction-related horror, comes a story of what happens when the guy from Growing Pains (not Kirk Cameron) gets trapped on an island full of cannibals who like it in the dumper...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 01, 2014



Did You Know #2



You've probably seen these "Did You Know" factoids running around social media. Usually interesting little tidbits that you are statistically unlikely to know.

I made my own and threw them out ther...(Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 12, 2014



Roll Sleeves like an Asshole



So, there was this guide to rolling up your sleeves that was put out by J. Bean or LL Crew or some yuppie-ass clothier, on how to roll your sleeves like a bro.
I made my own, more accurate reference....(Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 10, 2013









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