The plains of Africa has much to offer, with breathtaking scenery, the wildest animals, civil unrest, and... juggalo love?
Posted: Jul. 18, 2018
What's in Judge Judy?
Ever wonder what's inside America's most popular small-claims TV judge? Well, I've put together a handy chart, so you can reference it when you're watching the world's most ridiculous neighbors bicker...
Posted: Jun. 18, 2018
American Bore Story
So, here's my experience with the show American Horror Story.
Posted: Sep. 06, 2017
For the woman on the go who wants to get something to eat. TV dinners join the 21st century with these bold new offerings....
Posted: Jul. 19, 2017
Huh, she what?
Writing is hard work, and television writing especially so. There's an intense brainstorming process involved for most everything we see. I managed to find some notes from an old writing session, wher...
Posted: May. 01, 2017
You're tired, the kids are shrieking because they're hungry, and all you have are some odds and ends in the refrigerator. What's a working mom to do? Well, with new DogMAGIC™, you can serve fresh ho...
Posted: Apr. 19, 2017
Snoop in the Courtroom
The legal drama of the year premieres this summer on the Fox network. Snoop Dogg is the best lawyer in Compton, but he's constantly finding himself in contempt of court for his legal doggystyle. Watch...
Posted: Jan. 12, 2017
Ash vs. Oz
Yeah, everyone likes the "Evil Dead" universe, but what if the main character took a trip over the rainbow, and landed in the magically befuddling land of merry old Oz? We're off to kick the wizard's ...
Posted: Dec. 15, 2016
Inspectah Deck Got a Show
Yeah, I know. I just did a rap-related thing yesterday. Don't care. This new show is going to be the ultimate in reality TV, and will change how we look at building code violations....
Posted: Sep. 13, 2016
Man vs Coleslaw
Some people out there are saying that the golden age of TV gameshows is behind us, but I say it lies ahead of us. Would your pit your stomach and your wits against five gallons of 'slaw?...
Posted: Jan. 04, 2016
Tona Danza IS...
Sometimes a man finds himself cast off from the only world he's ever known. When that kind of thing happens, people generally tend to wander around and start beating ass to make things better.
Posted: Jan. 01, 2016
In light of the US Supreme Court's decision stating that individual states cannot disallow gay marriage, it looks like ABC gave the greenlight to a drama based on gay marriages, or, more specifically,...
Posted: Jun. 26, 2015
Reality TV is BACK!
This new show is an attempt at reviving the dying "dating reality show" genre, by upping the stakes and breaking new ground. Instead of putting up with finicky, spoiled humans, the selected bachelors ...
Posted: Jun. 18, 2015
Lifetime original programming is known for tackling issues that hit home with its core demographic: women aged 20-50.
Posted: Jun. 15, 2015
Nature shows are boring. Even when they get great footage of animals fighting, it's all been done before. I propose new animal fights, still all nature, but with a few jazzy additions that make it 10x...
Posted: Jun. 12, 2015
Waffle House Bathroom TV
You know, I used to think I hated reality TV, but sometimes they formulate just the right concept to give everyone what they really want to see. What they want to see is humanity at its worst.
Posted: Jun. 04, 2015
From the network that brought you "Orangutan Paternity Suit," and "America's Strongest Mormon," comes a riveting hour-long drama about an unfrozen caveman who is recruited into the Detroit Police.
Posted: May. 25, 2015
Help! My nanny is...
Now this, THIS is what I call revolutionary television programming. I'm gonna be riveted to my seat all season....
Posted: Mar. 21, 2015
From the depths of the popular science-fiction network's reality show department, comes the tale of a team of bold, intrepid paranormal investigators who stopped giving a shit long, long ago.
Posted: Nov. 14, 2014
Golden Girls 2014
Flash-forward. All of the Golden Girls have been eliminated, except for one. Enter a nightmare web of intrigue, sex, and lies that has become Rose's life.
Posted: Sep. 14, 2014
What happens when everybody's favorite Shaq joins the local police force? Why, it's a non-stop rollercoaster of thrills, chills, spills, and kills! Topped with those one-of-a-kind Shaq catch phrases t...
Posted: Sep. 05, 2014
Coming this fall, a downtown hospital has trouble with an overload of new patients, so they hire the only man who can get it all done: Dr. Terrence Hogan. Watch as he impresses patients and staff alik...
Posted: Aug. 12, 2014
John and Kate Plus Hate
From the bowels of TLC's strategy department, comes this touching reality show about a half-wited guy, and a woman with a haircut that looks like a botched circumcision, who have collectively decided ...
Posted: Nov. 25, 2013
Ghost Hunters 2
So, I was pitching scripts to TV studios the other day, and I wanted to capitalize on the recent trend of "ghost hunting" shows, like "Ghost Hunters," "Ghost Adventure," "Ghost Mine," and "Ghost Blowj...
Posted: Aug. 12, 2013