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Contrary to popular media sentiment, BOTH sexes can use plastic googly eyes to accentuate their genitalia.


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One-stop shopping for hurt


They're little slivers of another person's existence. Maybe a family, maybe a lonely bachelor, maybe a glutton. Our shopping lists really are a reflection of our souls.

Posted: Apr. 24, 2018

Tags: shopping, list, canteloupe

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