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Random Dialogue #13

Sometimes, I leave my cozy seat in front of my desk and venture out into the real world, so that I might drink deeply of the environment and culture I share with my fellow human beings.

By that, I mean that I have to leave to protect my turf from encroachment by hobos. However, on my way to grab a new hobo shovel, I often overhear snippets of other peoples' conversations, and sometimes they're downright amusing. Like this one.

Dude sounded really mad, too.

Posted: Feb. 19, 2018

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