Quote of the moment:
Contrary to popular media sentiment, BOTH sexes can use plastic googly eyes to accentuate their genitalia.
Yup, there we have it. The gang colors of the past were much more elaborate and festive, and the violence that went with these seemingly foppish getups would make modern-day "gangstas" shit their pants. I mean, who clears way for a guy wearing a neckerchief and stovepipe hat? Someone who doesn't want to get sliced up, that's who.