Quote of the moment:
I have been known to upend tables when served yams unexpectedly.
Be safe this holiday season. If you've had too much to drink, too much to eat, or are overwhelmed by crippling mental illness, be sure to call one of the new freelance car services that have taken the country by storm! Play this bingo game to pass the time as you get ferried from the drinking space to the pass-out hole.