Quote of the moment:
She blinded me with science, but I broke her leg with ignorance.
It's happening more and more frequently, so it's time for an educational toy to teach kids all about that magical time in a young woman's life when she gives birth in a bathroom stall and mummifies an infant in plastic wrap so she can resume partying. In other words, the famous "Jersey Baby" - but don't worry, it works in other states, too!
Tags: prom, dumpster, baby, plastic mummy