Quote of the moment:
You actually have to have the facts before you can distort them to suit your narrative, dumbass.

I've made a list chronicling the newer characters you're likely to see next time you're at a supermarket. Gone is the tired "old lady writing a check" and the "coupon haggler." I'm documenting the newer generation of chuckleheads you might see while shopping.
Tags: shopping, supermarket, stereotype, grocery, store, list