Quote of the moment:
In some states, I am known as "Dr. Buttsex." I have no idea why. I never got my degree or nothin'.
A lot of research and development goes in to making those smells that people put in expensive-ass candles these days.
However, like all research efforts, there are some that die on the laboratory floor before the public can ever get a whiff.
Sometimes, this is a good thing.