Quote of the moment:
Without being explicitly stated, the quote implies that when you pee long into an abyss, the abyss also pees into you.
Yeah, there are rape whistles out there, but they don't really get the job done if you're in a place with way too much noise, or way too much rape.
That's why we have the Rape Trombone, for when you're on a Dixieland Booze Cruise and people look like they're packin' roofies.