Quote of the moment:
Contrary to popular media sentiment, BOTH sexes can use plastic googly eyes to accentuate their genitalia.
In 2014, there was a war going on in my kitchen. Thousands would fight, thousands would die. What can one man do against such reckless hunger?
Well, the Great Ant Struggle was eventually resolved by use of chemical warfare, so I'm submitting it to Wikipedia.
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