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Today's Movies



You ever watch a movie from the past and think to yourself "wow, they'd never let that fly these days?"
Well, so do I, and I've combined this with my love of charts. ...

Posted: Feb. 16, 2017



New from Galoob!



Ever want to be see as the face of righteousness in a sea of oppression and tumult? Ever wish you didn't really have to do much of anything to get the high praise for being good? Well, never fear, it'...

Posted: Feb. 10, 2017



Coming Soon in 2017!



So, here's a run down of the top ten LEAST anticipated video game releases for the upcoming year. This was based on a poll of like 6 gorillion gamers and is taken as the holy truth by like a dozen rel...

Posted: Feb. 06, 2017



Some Drugs are BAD.



Meth and heroin use and abuse have reached record levels over the last few years. During such times of public health crisis like this, it's refreshing to know that there's an alternative waiting for u...

Posted: Jan. 30, 2017



A Friend In Need...



Sometimes, you gotta help out your friends, even if you don't really know what you're doing...

Posted: Jan. 28, 2017



Ayatollah You About This...



Sometimes, fate an circumstance conspire to put incredibly unqualified people into high positions of power. Watch as a hapless Michael Cera becomes the sensation of a nation and decrees a fatwa of wac...

Posted: Jan. 19, 2017



Snoop in the Courtroom



The legal drama of the year premieres this summer on the Fox network. Snoop Dogg is the best lawyer in Compton, but he's constantly finding himself in contempt of court for his legal doggystyle. Watch...

Posted: Jan. 12, 2017



Romantic Comedy...



Just in time for Valentine's Day, it's a comedy about a couple whose marriage is in trouble, and the only way they can think to save it is by conquering the anal frontier! Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bul...

Posted: Jan. 05, 2017



The Santa Closet



Santa Claus. Right jolly old elf. Well, he's been keeping a secret for a long time, and now that's about to come to an end. Now the holidays will be even more festive, now that's he's about to come ou...

Posted: Dec. 24, 2016



Ash vs. Oz



Yeah, everyone likes the "Evil Dead" universe, but what if the main character took a trip over the rainbow, and landed in the magically befuddling land of merry old Oz? We're off to kick the wizard's ...

Posted: Dec. 15, 2016



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