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Organic Yogurt, yum?



Organic yogurt. It's nature's goodness in a creamy, spoonable format. Well, sometimes nature's goodness just... isn't so good. 2016 was a year for taking bold chances on new and inspiring yogurt flavo...

Posted: Aug. 26, 2016

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Frying Guy!



These colossal outdoor festivals. They're pretty crazy. Go out and hang with a bunch of people in the middle of nowhere for a week, and... well, I'm not sure what's supposed to happen, but it seems li...

Posted: Aug. 17, 2016

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Nostalgia Cola



Yeah, yeah. Crystal Pepsi's back on shelves, and that petition we all signed back in 2002 to bring back Surge apparently worked, but we seem to forget that these beverages went away for a reason. They...

Posted: Aug. 13, 2016

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Beast Buy Deals!



When you just need deals on new or used livestock, you go on down to Beast Buy®. This ad has some screaming deals on some slightly damaged inventory, and these are some super savings!...

Posted: Jul. 30, 2016

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I protest!



It's a wild time these days. People are getting together in public and demanding action, for various reasons. Well, what if you like the action and the camaraderie, but don't like any of the potential...

Posted: Jul. 15, 2016

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Dog Drone Airlift



Well, I found this clip of someone walking their dog with a drone, and then subsequently airlifting it out to an unknown destination.

I decided to put some theme music to it. Without sound, it sort...

Posted: Jul. 04, 2016

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Commie Produce



Usually, when you think of farming, you don't think of communism. Well, okay, maybe sometimes you do. But I don't think this movie was part of anyone's five-year plan. Coming this fall to a theater ne...

Posted: Jun. 23, 2016

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Romance Novel



Ah, the world of romance novels. Where fantasy artists get a break from drawing dragons for D&D manuals, and instead draw flowy dresses, huge pecs, and open shirts for a little change of pace. Like th...

Posted: Jun. 22, 2016

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Drinking Game #23



Do you like drinking games with ridiculous concepts and rules? Well, have I got something for you. This drinking game is a sure winner, and does not involve anything aside from intoxicants and Latin f...

Posted: Jun. 20, 2016

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What's in a cow?



Another in my series of diagrams of animals you may be familiar with, but don't know the real deal about.
This one is that enduring farm creature: the standard cow. There's a lot more going on than m...

Posted: Jun. 15, 2016

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