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The Oregon Life



Sometimes, one still feels the flow, even though rap is no longer the bread-and-butter of the day. What do you all think of my dope Oregon Trail fire?

Note: Since I live in Oregon, I can make Orego...

Posted: Dec. 12, 2017



Favorite Celebrations



In an extra-official* poll, I was able to find out what people are celebrating in December these days.
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Posted: Dec. 11, 2017



Top ten WORST



These are the worst pickup lines from fellas on the make in 2017. Trust me, guys, don't use these... they don't work as well as one might think....

Posted: Dec. 08, 2017



Deals a-plenty!



Time to check out the circulars which come in that old-fashioned thing called a "news paper." I think they're all 97% advertising at this point anyway, with one fluff piece in the back about a watersk...

Posted: Dec. 02, 2017



Super effective...



We all know someone like this. Fresh out of jail, or out of a terrible relationship, or a long stretch of something bad. Has a new boyfriend who wears stained wifebeaters year-round, calls her affecti...

Posted: Nov. 29, 2017



Zuck run amok!



In recent days, there have been a series of rather light-hearted and G-rated memes on social media, poking fun of Facebook lord and master Mark Zuckerberg for seeming stiff and impersonal, like a robo...

Posted: Nov. 29, 2017



Sweet!



Sweeteners! They're in everything, but mostly drinks. Drinks are also where you tend to notice them the most. I have taken it upon myself to rank the most popular sweeteners (if you're disappointed yo...

Posted: Nov. 28, 2017



Frosty wants to see



You tell me what the more compassionate energy option is: the one that saved Frosty from a lifetime of disability and shame, or the one that killed him without remorse, like he were a common orangutan...

Posted: Nov. 26, 2017



Bottom 10 gift ideas



In a recent poll of retail workers in the United States, these items were found to have the worst sales and/or highest return for non-replacement figures in the entire shoppingverse. Be advised when y...

Posted: Nov. 25, 2017



Black Friday 2017



It's that time of year again, when shopping gets to be a life-or-death struggle. Count the chills, thrills, spills, and kills as the news rolls along, cataloguing the mayhem and carnage of people in s...

Posted: Nov. 24, 2017



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