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I once killed a man for asking me to help him commit suicide.

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They's A Comin'

They are the US government's most insidious agriculture-based concern. Their shadowy presence reaches across the land and they act with impunity. So, you better eat your eggs. You better eat your eggs...

Posted: Mar. 22, 2017

Cartoon Life Lessons

Ah, cartoons. Be they the AM or afternoon kind, we all enjoyed watching them when we were young, sucking in every frame with delight, or sometimes mild apathy. Well, most all of them tried to teach le...

Posted: Mar. 14, 2017

Supermarket Stereotypes

I've made a list chronicling the newer characters you're likely to see next time you're at a supermarket. Gone is the tired "old lady writing a check" and the "coupon haggler." I'm documenting the new...

Posted: Mar. 13, 2017

Coming soon to SYFY!

In the spirit of rather zany disaster movies, comes the latest original offering from SYFY! Don't worry about the fact that we were forced to change our name and picked the dumbest thing anyone could ...

Posted: Mar. 11, 2017

Semen Slang?

What does your first name say about... what odd slang term you should use to describe semen? Well, check this handy chart and find out for yourself. A tad juvenile, I know, but bite me, it's fun....

Posted: Feb. 24, 2017

Guide to Internet BS

No, not this site, peoples' stories. Oh, the tales we weave trying to impress strangers. Well, here's how to spot when someone drops a giant pile of lies in front of your face and expects you to belie...

Posted: Feb. 22, 2017

Today's Movies

You ever watch a movie from the past and think to yourself "wow, they'd never let that fly these days?"
Well, so do I, and I've combined this with my love of charts. ...

Posted: Feb. 16, 2017

New from Galoob!

Ever want to be see as the face of righteousness in a sea of oppression and tumult? Ever wish you didn't really have to do much of anything to get the high praise for being good? Well, never fear, it'...

Posted: Feb. 10, 2017

Coming Soon in 2017!

So, here's a run down of the top ten LEAST anticipated video game releases for the upcoming year. This was based on a poll of like 6 gorillion gamers and is taken as the holy truth by like a dozen rel...

Posted: Feb. 06, 2017

Some Drugs are BAD.

Meth and heroin use and abuse have reached record levels over the last few years. During such times of public health crisis like this, it's refreshing to know that there's an alternative waiting for u...

Posted: Jan. 30, 2017

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