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Hunter's Delight



Hunters! Have you ever wanted to spice up your game before you even take it home? Well, now your can with KFC® FlavorFire™ shotshells. Each one contains the famous 11 secret herbs and spices, and p...

Posted: Nov. 30, 2016



Black Friday 2016



It's that time of year again. We celebrate consumption and disregard civility to do so. This Black Friday, don't go out. Instead, pull up a chair, dial into the news, and pour a stiff drink as you pla...

Posted: Nov. 24, 2016



Sick-Day Cocktails



It's cold and flu season again. Nobody likes being sick, but with these pick-me-up cocktails, you can not only manage your symptoms, but also get your swerve on at the same time. So next time you get ...

Posted: Nov. 16, 2016



Bad Housekeeping



Are you a domestic person who delights in pretty much anything but being domestic? I think we have found the periodical for you....

Posted: Nov. 08, 2016



Who Done It



Some songs have lyrics that are commonly confused for other things. The song "Baba O'Riley," by The Who, is not one of those songs. The song is often even referred to as "teenage wasteland," because "...

Posted: Nov. 02, 2016



Corn Hubs®



An associate of mine started making wraps with popcorn and cheese. A dubious concept, for sure, but even the oddest idea needs marketing. Also, I'm not all that sure this is really a bad idea...

Posted: Oct. 26, 2016



Harambe - The Movie



Coming soon to a theater near you, the touching story of a boy, an ape, their love, and the national tragedy that followed. I don't usually do memes, but when I do, well... here ya go....

Posted: Oct. 14, 2016



Kill Pickle!



Out of the depths of the... cucumber patch... comes a story of such evil that it could only be reserved for the most brave of viewers. The savage story of a man gone too far. Tune in this Halloween fo...

Posted: Oct. 13, 2016



Chuck Norris is...



Coming this fall, watch the adventure as a supernatural shape-shifting creature gets a job as a Texas Ranger, in...

Posted: Oct. 13, 2016



Driving Bulletin



I don't know if this happens a lot in other places, but where I live, this happens ALL. THE. TIME. I simply cannot comprehend the mindset behind doing this voluntarily, unless someone is trying to get...

Posted: Oct. 06, 2016



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