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Unpopular Church Names



Survey results for the least-popular names for churches in the United States....

Posted: Nov. 29, 2018



It's a dog's life



I'm not usually one for tepid office humor, but this one's for my people living that "Office Space" life....

Posted: Nov. 21, 2018



Movie Sheriffs



Sheriffs in small towns never seem to do much. In the movies, anyhow. We all know that law enforcement officers in real life are upstanding collectors of speeding-ticket revenue for the small town the...

Posted: Oct. 31, 2018



The Art and Science...



The total and complete guide to both the technical details and artistic nuance of turning your crank on public transit.
The latest version includes two new chapters on light rail and subways....

Posted: Sep. 06, 2018



Labor Day Fun!



What to do this Labor Day?
Read on and find out!...

Posted: Sep. 03, 2018



Mummy Juice!



You can really taste the mummy....

Posted: Aug. 17, 2018



Because you's broke.



Ever been so broke you couldn't even afford name-brand ramen noodles? Well, HONKmart® has the product for you! Stock up at the low, low price of 2 cents each. ...

Posted: Aug. 02, 2018



Bombs Away?



The Overworld Merchants Council reminds you to only buy locally-sourced, organically-grown, fair-trade bombs above the ground. Buy now, and buy often!...

Posted: Jul. 24, 2018



Juggalo Love



The plains of Africa has much to offer, with breathtaking scenery, the wildest animals, civil unrest, and... juggalo love?

Tune in this fall as two juggalos are sent on safari with the hopes of hit...

Posted: Jul. 18, 2018



Best in its class



Best in its class three years running. Runner up was the Nissan Leaf....

Posted: Jul. 14, 2018



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