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When I wrote my song "Ass-Kicking Genie," I was high on beaver pelts.


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Don't Ask Santa!



Santa knows a lot about you. Almost as much as Facebook and Google do. But we don't know a lot about him. He gets a lot of the same requests, over and over, and apparently, he's pretty sick of some of...

Posted: Dec. 23, 2019



Award-winning performances



The movie everyone's talking about. Part of my work for Saucetown Magazine....

Posted: Dec. 12, 2019



Country Bill!



Ever reach a point 'n yer life wherein the person ya dun married just ain't right for ya anymore? Well, COME ON DOWN to Country Bill's Divorce Emporium. Free hot dogs for the kids....

Posted: Oct. 25, 2019



It's PETA-approved!



Oh, PETA. The animal rights organization which seems like a well-meaning cause célèbre, but is actually helmed by people who consider your pet cat to be a "slave." Fresh off their attempt to rename ...

Posted: Sep. 18, 2019



Oh, John.



John Travolta is allowed in front of a camera yet again, this time taking advantage of the fact that apparently nobody will stop him. Behold the 90 minutes that terrified a nation....

Posted: Jul. 29, 2019



Another Bestseller!



In this month's SauceTown Magazine, there's a review of this wonderful book, which contains all sorts of tips, tricks, and secrets with regard to avoiding baby showers....

Posted: Jul. 15, 2019



New from Hostess!



The snack cake you've been waiting for is finally here. Pure, creamy, whipped pork meets decadent chocolate cake for a flavor combination that will have you oinking for more! Available wherever fine p...

Posted: May. 29, 2019



Earth Day 2019!



It's Earth Day once again. Here are six tips to help you in your quest to be more conscious of the Earth and Earth accessories....

Posted: Apr. 22, 2019



Grand Theft Wagon



New from Rockstar Games: Oregon Trail. The gritty game of pioneer life, death, and everything in between.

Reserve your copy today!...

Posted: Apr. 01, 2019



This year, get her...



This year, on Valentine's Day, be sure to get her the gift that will satisfy her like nothing else can....

Posted: Feb. 14, 2019



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